Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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