Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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