This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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