No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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