just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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