some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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