My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
