and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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