Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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