Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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