I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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