i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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