physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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