Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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