Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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