what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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