i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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