she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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