He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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