just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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