i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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