i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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