Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Where is the hickey?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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