so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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