Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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