Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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