The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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