I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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