THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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