ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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