Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
