Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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