this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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