i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't think brook has ever known best
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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