Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
