pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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