i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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