do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Holy sore nipples Batman
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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