It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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