Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Randomize
