One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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