Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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