I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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