so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sext me about skeletons
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
