My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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