keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think my moral compass just broke
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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