I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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