Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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