Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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