If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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