I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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