As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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