I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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